Minecrafters! Line up and light up!

This officially-licensed Minecraft redstone torch helps you to push your way through hostile mobs online, but you can convert bad people INto adoring mobs who just want to touch your little red thingy out here in the People Universe. This 12” light-up torch by GeekLab promises to use all three AAA batteries to bring you untold adventures right out of the Minecraft game and into our world. Not too heavy either – you have to put your own non-included batteries in it to make it weigh a whole pound. Stand it upright, mount it on a wall, take it along with you to a party – it’s perfectly safe outside the “Enchanted Forest” of the Minecraft world because there are no red dust particles to worry about and all you have to do to deactivate it is push the on/off button. If it ever loses its gorgeous red luster, all you need to do is wipe it with a clean dry cloth … and maybe replace the batteries? And here’s the cheat: It’s supposed to be a white elephant ‘gag’ type of gift – not too expensive (under $20?), but it could end up being the most desired item in the pile as you transform into the true life-of-the-party. Unfortunately, you don’t want to use it for unsupervised play with any small adults under the age of six – small parts and all that, you understand. Great W/E gift for seasoned Minecraft players or any older person who might think it was stolen from Darth Vader, whoever that is.

Minecrafters! Line up and light up!

Minecrafters! Line up and light up!